bukan semua pasal team bola yang buat aku pening

Squirt in Finding Nemo vs. Squirt in real life

2010-02-12T15:34:00.000+08:00

"Good afternoon, we're gonna have a great jump today!"

"See you later, dudes!"

ooh man!! i love finding nemo!!

p/s: image is copyright of Eric Cheng.. i found it on Digg.com

iPad iPad iPad Pad Pad Pad Pad

2010-01-28T20:17:00.000+08:00

while there's a lot of negative reviews out there bashing the iPad and making fun and pun of the name let's just chill out, lay back and get your imagination engine start.

question. what can i do with this pad (iPad of course)?

1. playing board games

- isn't it nice playing board games on the big multitouch screen with your friends?

2. jigsaw puzzle

- hate messing up your table? welcome to the future!!!

3. a very nice and expensive Digital Photo Frame

- ...and its aluminium

4. an electronic sketch pad

- like brush in the keynote

5. electronic multitouch turntable and mixer??

- you betcha

6. a cool organizer

- coooool

7. big screen gps?

- tomtom carkit please!!!

.. and the list goes on and on and on till the death of App Store.

of course it is hard to please everyone. i remembered the last time they announce the iPhone many compared it to bricks and stones of 40000 BC and now it happened again. what a deja vu.

yet later this year i bet i will see people sitting in Starbucks or McDonalds using this device which has no keyboard and surfing only Facebook.

chill guys.. enough already with the maxiPad jokes.

p/s: i'm sold. i'll buy one.

why google is scary? .. the Aduka Taruna version

2010-01-26T15:54:00.001+08:00

1. let say something happened on the net yesterday and you just missed it (for example let's use the AdukaTaruna thinggy)

2. isn't it sucks to know you missed something big and as far as you know there's no time machine available for rent.

3. no worries because google is here to help you for good (.. or bad).

4. so let's fire up the browser and I assume you have google for your home page (i can't imagine if you have other homepage than google.. its been on mine like years).

5. ... then just google the site which you have missed. you just need to know the right keyword :)

6. choose the results

7. in our example here the top search return the site that you want to visit but when you click the link it return 'page cannot be found' (.. maybe the server down, someone tripped the LAN cable, hard disk corrupted, system hangs, cat fighting beside the server, etc etc)

8. no worries man.. google keep tracks of ALL webpages all over the universe so now we going to make some time travel. first go back to the search result which is this page >>

9. now do you see at the top result up there just besides the green colored url of the page there's a link called 'cache'.. fire up the cache (.. i mean, click it)

10. ... and tadda!!! welcome to the world of yesterday (.. and yes, that paintbrush thinggy is courtesy of me and not mr. google)

conclusion

1. all your activity on the net are monitored by google and the government (even if the government don't monitor it, they can use google to search it)

2. don't make stupid comment or remarks that can stir up hatred and cause trouble to yourself

3. google is your best friend and your worst enemy.

run fatboy.. RUNNNN!!!!!

2010-01-07T19:32:00.002+08:00

today was my 6th day since i stop smoking cigarettes. the 'last bat' was in the morning of the new-year and after that i totally stop. now i must say i've managed to get the attention of my smoking-partners and it seems now zaki is trying to stop.

well, its not all romantic.. zam this morning asked me about 'withdrawal symptoms' as zaki suffering from headache that now he's trying to stop. i guess that was the reason why my emotion keep replicating the stock exchange. it goes up, and it goes down, up again, down.. it must be really hard for my honey to cope with me. sorry honey for being to harsh to you, especially last night. :(

putting that smoking aside, i wish to do something a little bit healthy and maybe because of 'abang kew' sudah start, i terikut-ikut untuk joggin. its pretty sad as well coz last time i use to have like six-packs (haha.. perasan) but since last time there were no one taking care of me, i lost it and develop one big belly pack :|

from now on i decided to tiru abang kew to jog at least once a week to get back my six-packs and develop attractive figure(haha). well.. run fatboy, RUN!!!

two-o-ten

2010-01-04T23:41:00.000+08:00

iftitah last year

iftitah's 2009 resolution

6. change my ringtone (noooo!!! i love you discovery channel! i love u!)

5. do something new (err?!)

4. go vacation (sipadan? bali? infinite-loop?)

3. meet 'crazy' people & tell them how 'crazy' they are (obama? steve jobs? tyler durden?)

2. get a life (get married?! hurm..)

1. be a hero (hiro nakamura?)

0. change the world

iftitah's wishlist for 2009 (from yang almost impossible ke yang most probable)

6. a full time gf who can stand & understand me (anyone?!) << she made me smile everyday :)

5. nikon d90 + nikkor 50mm f1.8d + crumpler (huu..berangan!!) << shoot mahal!!!

4. laptop baru + crumpler salary sacrifice (isk..) << macbook from the compan

3. jersi meriambuluh next season (kalau lawa.. then beli tak menang, wachaaa!!) << tak jadi beli

2. beanbags extra large (sunat yg dituntut) << too expensive

1. jumbo pixel led alarm clock from homeloo.com (wajib.. yeah!!) << susah nak import

0. tshirt "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" from thinkgeek.com (of course!!!) << shoot!! totally forgot!!!!

iftitah this year

2010 resolution

1. stop buying cigaratte
2. stop smoking cigaratte
3. stop wasting money
4. stop wasting time
5. start healthy lifestyle
6. start learning back programming
7. complete last year's list

2010 wishlist

1. tshirt "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" from thinkgeek.com (still)
2. xoxo from my gf :P

somehow i wish to complete d list. till then..

t.q for not smoking..

C

2009-12-23T12:58:00.001+08:00

its been a long time since I did programming. Back then I used to learn and program Java. As now, currently, I decided not to waste my time watching to much movie and do nothing so I decided that maybe I should learn C. Here's my first program:

/*******************************
this is a simple calculator
________________________________
created by Ma.D iftitah
********************************/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdbool.h>

int main()
{

float xFirstValue, ySecondValue;
char xOperation;
bool xCondition;

//when xCondition is a boolean, 1 = True, 0 = False

xCondition = 0;

//the while-loop

while (xCondition != 1) {

//program will ask user to enter the value of x

printf("please enter first value: \n");
scanf("%f", &xFirstValue);
fpurge(stdin);

//program will ask user to select the operation here ( +, -, x, / )

printf("\nplease select an Operation: \n");
scanf("%c", &xOperation);
fpurge(stdin);

//program will ask user to enter the value of y

printf("please enter second value: \n");
scanf("%f", &ySecondValue);
fpurge(stdin);

//program will check and calculate based on operation that user selected
//for example x + y = z

if (xOperation == '+') {
printf("\n%f + %f = %f\n", xFirstValue, ySecondValue, xFirstValue + ySecondValue);
}

else if (xOperation =='-'){
printf("\n%f - %f = %f\n", xFirstValue, ySecondValue, xFirstValue - ySecondValue);
}
else if (xOperation =='*'){
printf("\n%f * %f = %f\n", xFirstValue, ySecondValue, xFirstValue * ySecondValue);
}
else if (xOperation == '/'){
printf("\n%f / %f = %f\n", xFirstValue, ySecondValue, xFirstValue / ySecondValue);
}

else {
xCondition = 1;
}

}

//tell the user that the operation selected not valid and program will terminate
printf("\n\nOPERATION NOT VALID. PROGRAM TERMINATED\n\n");

//end of program
return 0;

}

well that is it. simple calculator. please do comment on the codes as this is my first time programmed in C.

p/s: help yourself if you need to steal my codes for your college assignment. lol.

liverfool

2009-12-22T01:28:00.000+08:00

no offense bro.. lol!!

my (mac)chines

2009-12-21T18:55:00.000+08:00

zam comment on my last post led me to his blog. its seems that he blogged about his mac mini already and i shall not resist the temptation to blog about my (mac)hines either. so let me bring you down the memory lane on how did i end up with an apple product.

i can't barely remember my first machine, but i can tell you it ran DOS. i can't recall much about that machine as i own it about a year long and after that my mom let it go. i can't recall how the moment but its like i woke up the next day the machine wasn't there. after that as we couldn't afford to have one, i normally use my uncle's windows 98 just to play command&conquer red alert.

like any other teenagers, my affectionados with computers mostly began because of the internet, and of course during that old school netscape time there still not much one can do so most of the time was spent on IRC channel. after high-school, i went to matriculation college, failed there, move to MMU and it was there i bought my first machine and it was Acer Travelmate, running on Intel Celeron. to be honest, that machine did well and right until now it is still kicking(except for the power adapter) while many of my friend's laptop already kicked the bucket.

it wasn't my intention to buy that Acer as i was planning to buy and Apple's iBook. the only problem i had back then was that it is very hard to find an Apple reseller where i was studying and to buy it, i need to travel like 300 kilometer just to go to the nearest store. as i really in need of a computer, the only choice was to go with a windows machine and the Travelmate was the only one that suits my dollar and cents (that time Apple was still using PowerPC, Intel Pentium for laptop was expensive and i ended up getting a Celeron). the Travelmate costs a bit lesser than iBook.

fast forward to next four years after that, i got a job as technical support and i got to hold a Compaq given by the company and i gave my Acer to my mom. after i jump to my current company at first my boss gave me another Compaq and after using it for a while it was replaced by a Toshiba M200. the Toshiba gave me the luxury of running hackintosh after so long i resist the temptation to use a Mac.

lucky enough, i was able to convinced my boss to replace my 8 months old toshiba with a macbook (actually i do need a Mac since we mostly rely on window machine, to test a network you'll need to test it on different platform so you can justify to the client it can run on multiple platform). that was how lucky i am to ended up getting a Mac.

laying lazily on sofa watchin tv

tv's boring.. how about we play a strip poker

the mac lost.. stripping it slowly

undo nicely~

hey what's that?

hi sexy~

tempting.. tempting

osX!!!!! tadaa~

settling down with the family: hp external monitor pinjam-unlimited-from-errR..office, logitech mx700 pinjam-unlimited-from zam, apple wireless keyboard

sunday

2009-12-15T10:41:00.000+08:00

that day was our first anniversary of 'going out' together. we started seeing out each other back that day one year ago. i was always a secret fan of her back then in school and to be honest i didn't have the guts to tell her during that time. time passed by and soon it became 7 years. how we ended up being together? i don't know. maybe it's just 'fate'.

she invited me to have breakfast that sunday. the menu was a simple 'cucur udang' and hot nescafe 'o'. we had our breakfast by the pond and it was truly romantic. we talked, laughed, share stories and i was really happy so was she. the weather was very fine with the sun shone brightly with the blue skies as the background, it couldn't been any better. its like the morning was just made for us.

by noon, we went shopping for few things. she bought me a very nice green tshirt and i love the design. i bought few stuff for my office and some for home. for lunch, we had our usual sushi time and we had it served with some pianist playing love song as background music. soon we went to another store. the shopping was nothing, but shopping with her was something.

the evening we spent our time by the lake. we walked along and have a good conversation. the weather a little bit gloomy with clouds covering the blue skies and the sun. maybe it indicates the sadness of our parting time. even then, inside i was really happy and seeing her happy really make my sunday. i sent her home and we wish each other a sweet goodbye.

back at home, i kept playing my sunday repeatedly inside my head and suddenly i realized i was writing this on a piece of paper. last time we had a fight and she complained that i didn't wrote anything about her here. this time she deserved an entry and this post is just dedicated for her.

i am not writing this to impress her nor to brag. i am writing this because this post will act as a reminder for myself. a reminder of how i love her so much. it will someday trigger my emotion and maybe by reading this post back in the future i can recall how a happy person i was that day and i really was. i do love you a lot, i really do.

thank you for made up my sunday. i really appreciate it.

selamat hari tua professor arsene

2009-10-22T19:25:00.000+08:00

terima kasih banyak-banyak sebab bawak masuk thierry henry, robert pires, robin van persie, theo walcott, tomas rosicky, andrei arshavin.

terima kasih juga sebab menyerikan bolasepak EPL dengan gaya permainan yang bermutu dan penuh dengan keunggulan.

selamat hari tua yang ke-60 arsene wenger.

kill the innocent puppies

2009-10-13T15:02:00.001+08:00

"waaa.. gila smart arini!!", zam terasa kagum.

"of coz, kena la matching ngan kasut baru", kata aku sambil tunjuk diorang kasut yang baru dibeli semalam.

"are u sure u wear smart because of new shoes and not because u haven't send all your clothes to laundry?", dalam ayat kew.

"sure laa.. i bought this yesterday"

"brand apa bro?", pertanyaan.

"hush puppies"

"nice or not?", pertanyaan lagi.

"not bad.. kulit anjing"

"fcuk u laa!!", kata mereka.

p/s: it's expensive because only the hati-keras can kill puppies to make shoes with it skin

saya sepasang teva

2009-09-23T21:48:00.000+08:00

Nama saya Teva Mush. Kalau ikut label saya asal dari China. Saya tak punya sesiapa di dunia ini selain dari Tuan saya. Dia yang menyelamatkan saya dari dipijak kaki-kaki lain di Royal Sport House, ke kedai sukan lagi satu saya lupa nama, World of Sport kot.

Patern saya biasa-biasa. Kalau ikut gambar di-atas ada cam design api-api amaterasu sasuke kan?! Haaa..Rare tu nak dapat. Kalau bro cari kat kay-el time ni sure memang tade. Tak tipu bro. Ni pun saya belajar dengan datuk angkat saya yang pernah berkhidmat dengan Uchiha Itachi baru dapat corak api ni. Cara kan?!

Masa begitu cepat berlalu. Tup-Tap-Tup-Tap dah dekat dua tahun. Saya masih stable, lembut dipijak seperti dulu walaupun badan saya semakin nipis. Kalau agak-agak nak best tu belilah yang sebangsa macam saya, gerenti best. Walaubagaimanapun, saya tidak sesuai dijadikan tuju masa main baling selipar sebab ringan.

Baru-baru ni Tuan dah macam slack. Ntah buang tebiat kot. Ni yang risau. Tau la kita ni dah nipis, nak koyak, tapi jangan la pinggirkan kita ni cepat sangat. Ni yang nak rebel ni.

Apa best sangat ke selipar Crocs tu?! Chisss!!!

rayam

2009-09-23T15:25:00.002+08:00

Petang tu masa berlalu terlalu lembab. Tunggu buka puasa pun tidak begini. Ayam KFC dua bucket dah menunggu kat dapur, tetamu kehormat yang makan kuih raya kat depan ni tak balik-balik lagi. Tak penah pun tengok diorang ni datang rumah opah, member opah lama kot.

Raya kedua pun ada juga orang datang rumah opah. Standed betul taun ni. Taun lepas raya kedua kitorang dah boleh tido terlentang la depan tv tu pukul 2 lebih. Taun ni nak tido berdiri pun susah. Acu cakap yang datang tu cousin-cousin dia, tak penah tengok pulak.

Gerak je Vios-plet-ada-pangkat tu kitorang terus letak bucket kfc kat ruang tamu. Rendang ayam, nasi impit, lemang smua dah sapu raya first. Kfc raya second kira biasa la.

Time kitorang sibuk-sibuk letak ayam dalam pinggan Tok Ayah pulak pegi letak nasi.

"Tok Ayah taleh makan ayam ke?", tanya aku takot dia diet orang tua.

Dia rilex, amik kerusi dia then duduk, baru dia jawab.

"Bukan Tok Ayah takleh makan ayam.. Ayam yang tak boleh makan Tok Ayah", dengan tenang dia capai bucket kfc.

Ha Ha.

1-0.

sudah habis fasting, belum habis f.a.s.t-ing

2009-09-19T21:21:00.005+08:00

pasni boleh la korang-korang mencarut seperti biasa tanpa rasa bersalah. astagfirullah. berdosa juga walau bukan bulan puasa. bawak-bawak mengucap.

arini lebuh raya PLUS bertukar nama jadi jalan bukit bintang. at least boleh singgah GSC kalau kat jalan bukit bintang. RnR PLUS lagi la, dah macam parking Sunway Piramid hari sabtu.

nasib baik arini fasting lagi. boleh bawak bersabar. fasting, tapi tak f.a.s.t-ing. too busy driving 20km/h kat PLUS.

aaah. pasal f.a.s.t... where's malaysian f.a.s.t pilot community?

p/s: there's one pilot outranked me when i checked the list in Petaling Jaya. nice one mate, perhaps we should do teh tarik session for malaysia f.a.s.t pilots and bluetooth-ing during the session. count me in.

p/s/2: selamat hari raya. maaf zahir batin.

what a birthday!!!

2009-05-28T13:26:00.002+08:00

what really made you happy on your own birthday:

1. an early morning wish from the one you love, had breakfast, great time, great present
2. a wish from the little sister..
3. a great fine day
4. team that i wanted them win, won.. team that i wanted them lose, lost. (haha.. go barcarsenal go..)
5. you just noticed that you shared the same birthdate with thierry henry daughter.

what a birthday!

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UCL - review kejap

barca (2) - mu (0)

*dah barca memang power, memang patut la m.u kalah
*park ji sung kena belajar header dari messi.. kalau ikut messi lagi pendek, tanduk terus goal
*fan m.u tak datang mamak ke semalam.. senyap je smua.. hahaha
*glory-glory lionel messi~

end review

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arsenal??!

tunggu season depan..

update, dafi, langkawi, doctor & dot dot dot

2009-03-30T02:01:00.001+08:00

kenapa lama tak update?

1. sibuk yang amat
2. arsenal kerap menang balik (tiada kaitan)
3. saya dah ada commitment ;)
4. takde idea
5. ari2 mengadap internet, nak ngadap benda lain gak

haha, alasan..

dua ari lepas baca blog dafi. encik aidel ni sudah jatuh cinta sama ipod touch. damage control?! tidak perlu. racun dia suh dia beli rebeltouch, then dia counter racun suh bli apple in-ear earbuds, demm. encik aidel, saya ingat anda org kuat microsoft, jatuh cinta kat apple juga akhirnya. haha..

langkawi.. langkawi sangat best.. correction, fourseason langkawi sangat best, spend a nite, checkout, checkin in westin. westin pun best. demam? xbest. kerja time demam? xbest.

mmmm.. really wish my doctor is here now.. bleh dia bg medicine tuk
demam ni.. huuu.

p/s: orang2 langkawi memang pemandu berhemah.. average speed 40km/h, and no one will horn u for driving slow n steady.. :|

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kami yang berdarah merah putih

2009-03-13T18:44:00.001+08:00

kalau agak agak takut tengok penalti shootout tu bukan die-hard fan la.

kalau kalah kami nanges sama-sama, kalau menang kami sorak sama-sama.

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korang memang cool

2009-02-16T12:58:00.001+08:00

"aku dah delete friendster", i tell my cousin.

"now i don't have friendster, myspace, or facebook", kata aku lagi.

"ko delete friendster?! seriously tak cool", jawab dia.

rasanya tak ramai yang takde benda social-networking ni. boleh kata semua orang ada.

i was one of them. tapi makin lama makin bosan. you have x-number of virtual friend, kata friendster. maybe that's the reason why i called it off.

tapi, like my cousin define me, i am uncool without this sort of thing. not only me aku rasa, siapa-siapa yang xde friendster, myspace or facebook confirm uncool.

i like that. rebellious. different. i don't need a bunch of virtual friends just to make myself happy or cool.

maybe that just me, i may be wrong. do what you like, kata brad pitt dalam fight club.

except me, i bet everyone have this friendster thinggy, so...

korang memang cool.

p/s: takde frenster pun kita boleh kawan kan kawan-kawan?

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malam

2009-02-09T19:35:00.001+08:00

bulan lepas..

"rim kasi standard bang!"

malam semalam...

"i'm asking you more than that! omg! OMG!"

sorry bro.. bukan sengaja nak curi-curi dengar, tapi dah cakap kuat-kuat.

mimpi pun nak speaking yang tak tahan. ntah apa yang "OMG" ntah, cambest je.

p/s: sebelum tido tu basuh kaki & baca bismillah.

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something stupid

2009-02-05T12:19:00.001+08:00

handset dia ringing. ringtone something stupid.

"ringtone shahdu nampak?!", saja aku mulakan conversation sebab bosan.

ntah bape kali dah dia tukar ringtone, dari the fratellis ke muse . semua dari mp3 lanun aku.

"message.. biasa la, orang ada awek", balas dia.

"ye la, aku tau aku takde awek..", jawab aku, terkena.

"terasa nampak?!", tembak dia lagi.

siot punya helmi, but i do like something stupid.

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sad day in school

2009-02-01T12:52:00.002+08:00

one day you come to school, have fun with your friend sitting to next you, laugh aloud, chat, do-anything-stupid, tell stories, chasing girls, and the list goes on.

the next day you come to school as usual and you found out that your deskmate have been killed.

i would go mental. this pic can really make u burst into tears.

pic of gaza student, the cards mention the name & age of the students who lost their lives.
taken from digg.com

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mandi

2009-01-31T01:41:00.001+08:00

"jap lagi dah nak downtime, tak nak gi mandi dulu ke?", aku tanya zam concern takut ngantuk time migration.

"asal?! u nak mandikan i ke?", tanya dia sambil gelak-gelak dajal. galak sungguh.

"serius ke u nak i mandikan?!", aku tanya balik sambil senyum.

zam sambung gelak. tiba-tiba senyap seminit.

"sial!!", gelak dia tanda faham.

ye la.. sebelum di-sembahyangkan mesti la di-mandikan. betul?

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mcd, israel, arab & dot dot dot

2009-01-26T00:07:00.001+08:00

"in mcd we don't accept credit card sir, in kfc yes.", kata akak cashier mcd.

"ooh.. israel really want to make fast money, they only accept cash", balas pak arab yang tengah order food in front of me, tak puas ati credit card takleh pakai.

a! ku dah senyum-senyum. staff2 mcd yg lain pun ada dah tersengih-sengih. ada yang gelak terus. yang serius pun ada.

"kita kerja cari makan je dik, ni pun overtime diorang dah cut..", luah akak mcd tu bila sampai my turn tuk order.

"negara diorang kaya, kenapa tak serang je israel tu.. ni tak, dia makan jugak mcd..", tambah akak tu tak puas ati lagi ngan pak arab tadi.

"tu la.. saya pun datang makan sebab lapar kak", my answer simple sambil tunggu royal with cheese.

boikot?! saya ada cara tersendiri. oleh kerana mcd bagi free-wifi 24 hours dan free re-fill, saya bertekad untuk menghabiskan duit mcd (duit israel?!) dengan lepak mcd lama-lama. apa lagi, re-fill banyak2 sampai muntah.

p/s: kisah benar.. dan kalau post ini di dipublish, kemungkinan besar dari free-wifi mcd! . rumah xde internet.

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Polis-Raja-Di-Malaysia

2009-01-25T00:44:00.001+08:00

"awak kerja apa?!"

"biasa-biasa.."

"awak jangan main-main!!"

"computer, network.."

abang polis tu dah pissed-off.

"kalau saya nak kamu buat urine test boleh tak? kamu ikut saya!"

"bang, lesen saya.."

bodoh tak bodoh?! suh drive ikut keta dia tapi license tak bagi. mana leh! drive tak bawak lesen.. tak gi klas memandu ke?

"saya ni polis, awak dalam tahanan saya, arahan saya"

"saya nak tengok id abang..boleh?!"

"awak keluar dari kereta sekarang!!"

dia tunjuk id polis dia.. muka dia tak puas hati.. buruk jugak kad kuasa polis, macam dari manila-kad.. ingatkan canggih cam dlm movie-movie fbi tu.

"saya pakai seragam polis, bawak kereta polis.. awak tak percaya saya?! sekarang keluarkan semua benda dari poket awak!"

aku letak semua atas bonet keta.. dia raba-raba (bukan 'raba' tu eh) aku then satu2 dia check, sampai wallet..

"ni apa ni?!"

"business cards"

"yang ni siapa punya?!"

"saya punya la.. nama saya ada kat belakang tu"

tengok business card pun terbalik.. adoii..

my date kebetulan sampai.. terus dia bising2 tanya polis tu apahal. right on time polis tu cam terus masuk keta ngan ic, lesen n business card aku.

"saya nak discuss ngan partner saya jap..", ayat last dia sblom masuk keta ronda.

long story short, dia tak jadi tahan n tak jadi urine test. dia cakap mencurigakan. dia tak pulak tau dia sendiri yang mencurigakan.. macam nak pau (or angpau kot) pun ada.

me?! mencurigakan?! mencurigakan macam drug dealer rasanya sampai nak kena urine test?

kalau saya drug dealer, saya pakai 5-series kaler hitam bang.. takde la pakai satria neo ni.

p/s: my date lak yang emo lebih sampai call aduan. diorang cakap tu rutin biasa. kalau rutin pun mesra-alam sikit la kata my date, ni tak mesra langsung.

disclaimer: conversation di atas benar-benar berlaku.. ada la sikit2 tambah garam, yang 'biasa-biasa..' tu betul2. jgn marah eh abang polis.

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ini bukan kl

2009-01-24T17:52:00.001+08:00

serius lain gila. tak bising. orang semua cakap pelan-pelan. tak riuh-rendah. jem, tapi kereta-kereta tak hon. takde bunyi exzoz rempit. mamak pun sunyi.

it happened to me twice. tak tipu. sekali siang. sekali time maghrib, masa balik keje. aman damai.

i said to myself. "ini bukan kl.."

lepas je cakap camtu, mamak turn on volume tv.. semua jadi bising balik.

curse you mamak!! you ruined the moment!!!

p/s: malaikat lalu kot.. tapi s! apa la yang mula2 come out terms malaikat lalu?! betul ke diorang saja cakapp?

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when my grandma asked us to watch tv

2009-01-23T09:02:00.001+08:00

"tadi opah called, dia suruh tengok tv 12 malam nanti", bagitau acu.

"ada apa kat tv?", tanya aku curious, bukan hari-hari dia call, tiba2 suh tengok tv?!

"obama angkat sumpah presiden us", jawab acu balik.

steady jugak my grandma.. seryes kitorang pun tak tau bila obama nak angkat sumpah.

dia bukan orang hebat-hebat pun. dia biasa-biasa je. belajar pun tak tinggi, time belajar dah kena perang ngan jepun.. but she knows bout barrack obama.
maybe its because of the obama-effect or maybe my grandparents they are just people of change.

they know whoever become the president of united states will not change much, but atleast they change something.. maybe macam statement hari ini lebih baik dari semalam. maybe obama lagi baik dari bush.

tu sebab diorang sokong sayap-kiri kot?! PAS at least jauh lebih baik dari UMNO.

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when politician talk bs

2009-01-18T22:34:00.001+08:00

"..selepas ini fokus Pemuda untuk merakyatkan remaja-remaja" - Khairy Jamaludin, Buletin 1:30

what the fuck was that?! merakyatkan?! what country you from?!!

i double-checked my ID card and it shows 'warganegara'. i! did'nt score A in Bahasa Melayu but you don't have to be an oxford's graduate to know that.

don't talk fancy words if you want to deliver your message across. keep it simple if you want the audience to understand it. it's not hard.

try this:

"..selepas ini fokus Pemuda untuk mem-barisan-nasional-kan remaja-remaja"

stupid politician.

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jumaat

2009-01-16T20:05:00.001+08:00

hari ni hari jumaat. macam every jumaat, i took monorail to hang tuah, pergi menunaikan yang fardhu.

masa masuk train.. ada suara keras

"MASUK LA DALAM LAGI!!!", ada brader kat belakang jerit sambil tolak2. umur dah macam ada anak tiga.

gaya pemakaian, smart, rambut tersikat rapi, kemeja kotak-kotak kaler kuning. cam executive.

lex la bro.. taleh sabar skit ke? takkan bulan puasa je sabar. orang lain pun rilex2 je.

takkan nak pergi jumpa Yang-Maha-Esa pun nak marah-marah kot?

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neko-koneko

2009-01-14T18:53:00.001+08:00

tadi my little sis called,

"kucing dah beranak.. ada 4 anak dia", kata my sis.

"satu tuk abang if, satu tuk abang aliff, abang adam, satu tuk adik"

how sweet.. tapi leceh aah nak jaga anak kucing. adik take care je la tuk abang, abang subsidize. kasi dia nama toshio.

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meriambuluh(1) vs bolton(0)

2009-01-12T00:15:00.001+08:00

kronologi 2nd half

min 50: macam haram juga main

min 55: diaby dapat bola, pastu mesti hilang balik..

min 60: midfield tak jalan, duduk lepak-lepak isap rokok kot?!

min 65: msg arsene wenger, suh dia maki sikit diaby.. "aku tukar terus!",dia reply. masuk vela.

min 70: ada improvement.. bagus2! baru la arsenal.

min 75: bendtner masuk.. mesti score nih!

min 80: vela sikit lagi nak score! xpe, blaja lagi dari robin eh.

min 85: goal!!! bendtner score, robin assist. motivation naik 100%.

min 90: 3 min extra time. tau pun camne nak main tul2. arsene wenger plak tak reti-reti nak beli arshavin?! kalah tadi sia-sia je.

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saiful

2009-01-09T03:55:00.001+08:00

saiful ialah sebuah mobil (bm: kereta). jenisnya, dirahsiakan. siapa yang bagi nama saiful tu saya tak tahu, tapi apa-ke-takde-nama-lain sampai bagi nama saiful?

saya tak kisah kalau pemandu dia macho. saya tak heran kalau pemandu dia banyak duit. saya tak pandang pun kalau girl dalam mobil tu cun.. tapi bila ternampak sticker 'saiful' tertampal kat belakang bonet tu cam nak ROFL pun ada.

tak. i don't get mad. saya tak marah kalau siapa-siapa pun nak bagi nama kat kereta, moto, or beskal sekalipun. but berpada-pada la. walaupun boyfren anda hensem-gila, jangan la namakan kereta tu ngan nama dia.

"please!!! gimme a cool name master!"

probably camtu la kalau kete tu boleh berkata-kata. dah beli mahal-mahal, bodykit pun mantap, striping cun, brek brembo.. kasi la nama maskulin sket.

saya mengaku saya ! sendiri ada bagi name kat kete saya (tapi tade la tampal2 sticker ni). macam ex-boss saya masa keje kat batu-3 tu pun dia ada bagi nama kat bike dia gak, xde tampal sticker pun.. lagi cool sebab dia panggil fatboy, sesuai ngan cc moto tu yg gemuk.

so, saya dah malas layan. pandai-pandai korang la nak capai tahap coolness masing2.

*disclaimer : sesapa terasa tu saya minta maaf. saya betul2 nak gelak time tu, memang kelakar nama kereta anda.

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saya pemandu berhemah

2009-01-06T10:42:00.001+08:00

kadang-kadang orang kebanyakan or kebanyakan orang memandu secara celaka. tiap-tiap hari kalau boleh nak drive bagi orang lain marah.

saya?! saya pemandu yang berhemah. orang nak masuk lane time-time jem saya bagi. orang potong saya senyum, gelak-gelak kecil kalau dia potong secara noob.

mencarut? saya tak amalkan. walaupun ada sikit tersebut 'fak' or 'cit', tapi bukan hari-hari.

kalau pemandu-pemandu lain memandu secara celaka saya cuma akan berkata dengan sopan;

"i do hope you get cancer"

terima kasih top-gear, you teached me well.

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home sweet home

2009-01-04T15:04:00.001+08:00

i was watching dvd.. jason statham, the transporter, combo. helmi was speaking on phone or watching tv, i wasnt sure.

outside.. countdown, fireworks & riuh rendah..

aku pandang helmi.. "happy new year bro"

"happy new year", dia balas.

bunyi kat luar orang sorak-sorak bising.. kitorang tengok sama sendiri. tiba-tiba datang semangat..

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Woooohoo!!"

kitorang kasi high-five sambil jerit-jerit atas tilam! .

after seminit dia sambung tengok tv, aku sambung jason statham kat laptop.. best woo.

'there's no place like 127.0.0.1'

p/s: sapa kata kat rumah tak leh celebrate new year?!

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a geek's life

2009-01-02T10:58:00.001+08:00

kitorang on the way balik makan, dia keluarkan touch&go..

"takyah la..", kata aku yang dah prepare duit tol awal-awal.

"apsal eh?", tanya dia.

"ntah.. maybe sebab aku prefer human interaction kot?!", aku bagi sebab.

"asyik-asyik mengadap server machines je", aku continue..

"ohh.. patut la. tak cukup kasih sayang", kata dia simple.

aku gelak. tapi maybe kot.

p/s: zam, kalau baca, sila-sila la tinggalkan pc tu. this is the reason why we geek don't have any life..haha

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migration day

2008-12-31T10:17:00.002+08:00

iftitah's 2009 resolution

6. change my ringtone (noooo!!! i love you discovery channel! i love u!)

5. do something new (err?!)

4. go vacation (sipadan? bali? infinite-loop?)

3. meet 'crazy' people & tell them how 'crazy' they are (obama? steve jobs? tyler durden?)

2. get a life (get married?! hurm..)

1. be a hero (hiro nakamura?)

0. change the world

iftitah's wishlist for 2009 (from yang almost impossible ke yang most probable)

6. a full time gf who can stand & understand me (anyone?!)

5. nikon d90 + nikkor 50mm f1.8d + crumpler (huu..berangan!!)

4. laptop baru + crumpler salary sacrifice (isk..)

3. jersi meriambuluh next season (kalau lawa.. then beli tak menang, wachaaa!!)

2. beanbags extra large (sunat yg dituntut)

1. jumbo pixel led alarm clock from homeloo.com (wajib.. yeah!!)

0. tshirt "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" from thinkgeek.com (of course!!!)

2008 resolution completed: 1/0 (the best score ever!)

bye 2008, it was nice knowing you.

happy migration day!

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iftitah

2008-12-30T15:50:00.001+08:00

"your name is very hard to pronounce" - a chinese friend

"mesti awak tau doa Iftitah kan?! sila baca.." - pk hem (form 4, SMKBS)

"kamu tengok tak Kasih Iftitah?" - amil zakat (masjid sitiawan, raya tahun lepas)

i must admit, i have a really unique name. since i was a kid my friends selalu kata "nama ko cam perempuan la".

even when i grew up, people still ask, "are you local?" ..maybe they never heard of it before.

actually i don't really take serious of what people say, in fact, sometimes i explained to them the meaning of my name (for those yg interested la).

when i was young, i've always wonder why my parents gave me this name. not that i regret having the name, just that i want to know the reasons they picked this name instead of any other common name.

"Iftitah?! Pembukaan. Patut la duduk dekat-dekat pintu" - uztat kmpk (time sesi suai-kenal, nama sorang-sorang dia translate)

there.. pembukaan . the first. the beginning.

but that was the translation. of course i was the first child of my parents, but was that the only reason?!

i didn't dare to ask my parents direct maybe because of respect towards them.

"ibu abah ko bagi nama-nama yang First-first je tuk anak-anak dia", my aunt start bercerita.

"they want you guys to be the best, top-of-the-list, #1.. that's why they named you after the first prayer of solat.."

"that was also the reason why they named ur brothers n sis, 'Aliff', 'Adam' and 'Aishah'", she finishes.

now i realized how big their love for their childrens.

thank you mom & dad. love u guys. i'm proud of my name.

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harimau berantai

2008-12-29T05:40:00.001+08:00

melayu & silat memang tak dapat dipisahkan. mungkin sebab its the traditonal martial art peningalan nenek moyang zaman hang tuah, kalau tak silap.

i never learn silat, or any other martial arts, tapi suka jugak dengar-dengar pasal teknik-teknik especially yang batin-batin. cekak harimau la, harimau berantai la, ntah macam-macam lagi.

"tak payah la masuk silat. ngarut!", told my mom yang agak modern. that's why i never join kot.

one time bila balik kampung, i had some conversation with my grandfather;

"kenapa orang takut harimau berantai?", tanya dia

"mmm.. ntah?!", jawab aku interested to know the real answer.

"buat apa nak takut harimau yang berantai? ..kan dia tak boleh lari", gelak my grandfather.

seriously, i felt i was cheaply taken. dem.

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meriambuluh vs aston villa (2-2)

2008-12-27T16:21:00.001+08:00

arsenaline rush; anger, excitement, satisfactions & frustations experienced by a gooner when he watched Arsenal match.

symptoms: abnormal heartbeat, sick, dizzy, migrain;sort of adrenaline rush.

"bagai nak luruh jantung saya tengok kamu main macam haram.. arsenaline rush betul!"

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damn-rich club

2008-12-26T11:51:00.002+08:00

few months back i ran through rich list in fortune 500 site. i noticed something, some of them got rich because of legacy, and some of them were self-made. it made me wonder;

kalau la diorang ni ada club, masa gathering mesti ada some of them yang segan nak datang.

it's not because of 'i got 10 billions more than you', it's because do they really deserve what they own.

of course the one yang self-made mesti bangga (and i feel the should) sebab diorang work very hard to own their place in the list.

tapi yang legacy?

"saya kaya sebab bapak saya."

rasa-rasa ayat di-atas cam some sort of loser statement tak compare ngan ayat ni;

"i build my empire and i own it!"

tapi ramai je yang bangga joli-joli dengan duit hasil peninggalan orang.

patut la si-Hilton tanak kasi duit kat Paris, buat malu billionaire club je.

"being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me.. going to bed at night saying i've done something wonderful.. that's what matter to me" - steve jobs

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totally free wifi (bukan 'steal this wifi')

2008-12-25T15:19:00.001+08:00

scenario a:
free wifi in hotel (usually lobby).
scenario b:
free wifi in mcd

ada beza ke? dua-dua free. open pada semua manusia mahupun bot. speed, lebih kurang, manade orang yg sanggup lepak mcd or hotel lobby semata-mata nak download movie or p0rn.

the differences: the customer & the service.

kenapa?
a-service down kat hotel mesti service provider/hotel kena maki even baru 1minit down. time ni la nak tengok support lari-lari pegi reboot AP/server dan sebagainya.

b-service down kat mcd xde pulak orang gi counter or jumpa manager tuk complain. kejap ni wifi down tunggu la ntah bila nak up kan balik.

reasons:
1. hotel guest/customer biasanya orang-orang business. diorang ni educated, bigshot, semua diorang betul;orang lain salah. they stick to the principle 'the customer is al! ways right;and i'm the customer'.

"fuck it!! i just want to send my email!", kata mereka.

2. customer mcd pulak banyak budak-budak, student, guna wifi surfing facebook, IM. diorang xkenal lagi dunia, diorang takut nak bersuara. diorang xtau benda free pun kita boleh complain.

but.. bukan semua macam tu. i do feel they want to shout 'your service suckssss!!!!!' but they dont know whom they should say it to.

"saya cashier je bang", kata orang mcd.

seriously,
to service provider, take care of your service.
to customer, jangan takut complain, know ur rights.

p/s: sapa la yg provide wifi kat mcd bangsar?! network anda down, 8-10 user affected. sila check SLA anda.

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steal this wi-fi!

2008-12-24T22:29:00.002+08:00

sila tolong lock wifi anda dengan wep/wpa key jika tanak orang lain
guna bandwidth anda yang tak seberapa.

or.. if u are generous enough to give it for free

maybe u can put ur wireless ssid as:
1. makanfree
2. no-torrent-plz
3. 1mbps-tak-luak
4. sponsoredbyshahril
5. steal this wifi

streamyx tu dah memang slow, but make sure its because of streamyx,
not some people downloading p0rn from ur free network.

please.. do understand it before buying anything from lowyat. ni tak,
bangla lowyat tu cakap best, terus nak beli. modem sekarang all in
one. wireless enable by default.

tapi kalau anda-anda bermurah hati, apa salahnya. try sikit trick
di-atas so at least it will bring smiles to those who want to steal ur
bandwidth.

yg-boring-dengar-network-problem,
iftitah

ps: di-post dari wifi curi ber-ssid 'linksys'.

meriambuluh news: (c)fabregas out ..4 bulan

2008-12-24T12:05:00.000+08:00

"Saya minta maaf kepada semua fan, me-member, teman seperjuangan dan manager kerana terpaksa mengambil cuti xmas & new year awal selama 4 bulan." - Cesc Fabregas, Captain.

"Although we are losing Cesc, saya yakin Diaby mampu fill-up the empty spaces. Don't forget that we still have some other kids like Willshire and Ramsey.. If I have too, saya akan beli Andrei Arshavin but that depends." - Arsene Wenger, Manager.

"Walaupun sedih, kami still look on the brighter side.. At least dia boleh join kami main poker masa xmas eve dan kat treatment room." - Eduardo & Rosicky, yang still injured.

"Cepat-cepat sembuh Captain Cesc. Cuti-cuti tu datang la sini. Heh." - Iftitah, MeriamBuluhFC

* 4 bulan fabregas injured

i envy people who work outdoors today

2008-12-23T14:05:00.000+08:00

it's a nice sunny weather outside. what more can i say?

*taken from xkcd - interesting life

meriambuluh vs liverfool

2008-12-22T11:09:00.000+08:00

"Hang kampung mana?"

Sunyi sepi tanpa jawapan.

"Wat malu kampung ja.. Hang tau dak?!"

Player-player semua tunduk macam nak nangis. (c)Fabregas tidak kelihatan. Pegi scan kaki kot.

"Aku habaq lagu ni hangpa tanak dengaq!!.. Lagu mana lagi hangpa nak ikut?"

Pat Rice cepat-cepat sorok iPod, takut kena maki.

Wenger geleng kepala. Panas hatinya. Gol sebijik pun takleh nak defend. Bahlol. Mau dilempangnya Gallas sebab tak dengar kata.

Raut wajah Mourinho gelak guling-guling atas lantai terbayang di kepala Wenger, sesal bet semalam kalau tau jadi camni. Mesti mati kena gelak lagi ni, tak campur kena kutuk dengan peminat. MeriamBuluhFC dah sah kutuk kalau kalah.

"Bodoh! Kecik-kecik tanak mampus!" tambah cuka ngan chili-sos kasi pedih sikit marahnya dalam French. Barang-barang dalam dressing room dah bukan lagi barang, sampah sarap tsunami kot.

Pat Rice segera menyelamatkan suasana. "Dah-dah la tu Boss, dak-dak tu dah nangis dah.. 2nd half dah nak start dah ni."

Cakap banyak takde, Wenger terus keluar dari dressing room. Sekor-sekor player pun tak dipandangnya.

"Liverpool tu bukan kuat sangat"

Suara kecil keluar dari hujung dressing room. Semua mata menoleh serentak. Ade cool tenung mereka-mereka kembali.

"WTF?!", Gallas tembak.."Ko ingat senang ke nak kalahkan diorang?!"

Dressing room panas.. Aura-aura semakin tinggi.. Belang-tarung mula kelihatan..

"Ko nak bet?!" Ade balas balik.. Hitam muka Gallas terus jadi merah. Telinganya panas. Pantang memember ajak betting.

Budak-budak lain geleng kepala.. Sial boleh lagi betting di-ambang kekalahan.

Ade senyum.. "Aku bet kalau kita main 10 orang pun kita takkan kalah"

Semua tengok Ade. Pale otak masing-masing mula pening pikir kalau-kalau Ade buat kerja gila. Nombor jersinya sudah ada dalam buku rekod ref, tinggal masa untuk di-blacklist-kan.

"Kalau kita menang aku lari bogel satu London" cabar Ade..

Pemain-pemain lain tersenyum. Sekor-sekor terbayang Ade lari bogel dalam sejuk kota London. Mau muntah makcik-makcik yang pegi shopping Christmas. Semangat sekor-sekor naik balik. Sorakan mula kedengaran.

2nd Half mula.

17 minit kemudian Adebayor kena buang.

Liverpool ketandusan idea. 11 lawan 10 macam 11 lawan 14. Sekali-sekala je dapat mendebarkan Arsenal. Buntu mereka memikir dari mana player Arsenal dapat semangat.

Full Time. Seri 1-1.
Player-player Arsenal tak puas hati. Menang tadi boleh tengok Ade lari bogel free.

*Rekaan semata-mata. Tapi kalau betul best jugak.

*P/s: Nampak sangat Arsenal kuat. Kalau main 11 orang 2nd Half tu confirm menang. Haha.

serius-serius ayam

2008-12-19T17:28:00.000+08:00

bro: diorang bukan tak paham!
bro: orang keje ni letih dia lain.
bro: bukan macam letih main futsal.
aku: betul
bro: letih main futsal letih physical je.. letih keje ni 'mind' kita yang letih.
aku: mm!!
bro: tu yang aku asyik nak marah je kat gf aku tu.
aku:haha
bro: kalau gf dekat takpe.. ni gf pun jauh.
bro: kalau nak ikut hati, mau aku maki hamun client aku tadi..
aku: client kot bro
bro: tu la.. tadi aku perli perli je.. tu pun aku senyum-senyum lagi.. kalau tak dah lama kuar maki hamun
bro: hey!!!!! aku kan..
aku: lex bro lex..
bro: jom cari gym.
aku: malam ni?
bro: ye la!
aku: nampak sangat tension
bro: ....
bro: takpun cari ari sabtu ni
aku: sorry bro.. ada hal
bro: ko nak gi mana?
aku:(senyum)
bro: cari malam ni la
aku: jom
...
...selepas beberapa minit pusing-pusing kawasan perumahan

bro: ko tengok tu mamat 3 orang yang lepak tu.. macam baru balik dari gym je
aku: apa lagi.. aku stop ko gi tanya
bro: takpe.. kita jalan depan dlu...
aku:(pusing masuk simpang)
aku: manade gym kat sini..
aku: U-turn aah
bro: ko tengok badan brader tu.. huuuu!!!
aku: ko turun la tanya.. kata nak join gym .. leh wat member
bro: tanak aku.. segan la..
aku: badan besar takkan tade brani kot
bro: aku ni pemalu orang nya
aku: eh.. tanya laki ko tak malu.. tanya girl ko cepat..
bro: tu lain..
aku: (masuk kiri.. berenti jap tengok keta depan blakang, u-turn)
bro: apa yang ko wat ni..
aku: parking.
bro: ko nak gi mana?
aku: dah sampai nak gi mana lagi. balik la.
bro: ko tengok tu.. baca banner tu.. aku tak nampak sangat
aku: gym rakyat.. jalan *tut* murni
bro: katne tu?
aku: kat sini-sini kot..
aku: ko naik la moto esok gi tengok-tengok
bro: weekend ni aku gi usha
aku: ko join dulu.. pastu nanti aku join
bro: aku nak kasi naik sikit-sikit je..
bro: dapat cam vin diesel tu pun jadi la
aku: aku pun...
aku: kasi naik cam brad pitt pun lawa gak..
bro: ...

*Conversation yang berlangsung dalam keta aku masa balik lepak. Topik yang pada mulanya hangat tiba-tiba bertukar topik. Padahal topik gym sudah 2 bulan ditinggalkan dan tiada effect langsung pada perut dan lengan kedua-dua character di-atas. Dua bulan kemudian dari tarikh conversation ni..Vin Diesel dan Brad Pitt bersara sebab tak boleh cari makan.

intro

2008-12-17T17:38:00.000+08:00

meriam buluh - Sejenis alat permainan(home-made) yang biasanya dimainkan semasa ramadhan dan sewaktu dengannya. Biasanya diakhiri dengan tangisan-tangisan mak bapak setelah melihat pemain-pemain kehilangan jari jemari mahupun kaki atau tangan masing-masing.

meriambuluh (definasi aku) - Pasukan bola paling aku minat sebab manager dia cool dan sebab banyak pemain-pemain muda yang best-best lagi hensem, tapi banyak buat aku pening dan sakit hati sebab semuanya main passing cantik depan goal sampai tanak score; Arsenal.

meriambuluhfc.blogspot.com - Bukan semua pasal team bola yang buat aku pening. Tercipta masa aku main fantasyfootball dan selalu digunakan masa bermain CS dan sebagainya.

saya, aku, kami - Anak, abang, rakyat jelata, peminat meriambuluh, tukang check server and pasang switch, member-member, minat main bola/futsal tapi malas nak pegi main.

* disclaimer :
-blog ini tidak ada kena mengena dengan sindikit menjual karbait lampu pelita untuk meriam buluh dan tidak ada kaitan langsung dengan menjual mercun-mercun dan sebagainya.
-pemilik blog memang tidak pernah terlibat dalam aktiviti pembakaran meriam buluh walaupun tidak dinafikan pernah menyalakan mercun padi.
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